Top 10 Don't on a honeymoon

Don't do these things on your honeymoon.

10. Don't mention your past relationships.
9. Wander off alone.
8. Don't say, "Well its all downhill after this."
7. Don't talk about how much you're spending on the honeymoon.
6. Don't wear black jeans on the beach.
5. Don't get sunburned in all wrong places.
4. Don't have sex with someone else, but seriously don't do this. Don't even look at someone from the opposite sex.
3. Go somewhere cold.
2. Don't get pregnant.
1. Don't expect that you are going to have so much sex you are going to do nothing else.

My point: I am going to mess something up.