Babycenter.com

Each week during my wife's pregnancy, she receives an email update from babycenter. com. The website tells us several interesting things about our growing baby. We learn how big our baby is growing by comparing it to pieces of fruit, except the week our baby was compared to a shrimp. (If you've seen District 9, this is ultra creepy.) At least it wasn't compared to a can of SPAM. Every week, we are learning how the baby is developing and are taught ways to prepare for its impending arrival.


This week my wife was told to write a letter to our child, because it is something they will cherish for a lifetime. In light of this, I've decided to write my own letter.



Dear Velociraptor Mowgli Konigsmark III,



Your dad is so proud of you. At this very moment, I am gushing with joy. Thankfully, you have your mother's feet, smarts, and teeth. Not in a million lifetimes did I think I would be so lucky to call you my child. You are beautiful and perfect in every way. Remember, I will always love you no matter what. I know you're going to get in trouble, but that means I'll have to hug you a little tighter and tell you how much I love you.

With our love, affection, and proper training, you'll be proud to say, "My dad can beat up your dad." Don't worry, I'm training harder than ever to protect my special blessing... you.

Love,

Dad

My point: Go ahead and talk that smack, because Daddy's got your back.